(dirty) joke of the day:

3 nuns died in a car crash. when they got to heaven, st. peter said they had to answer a question each before getting in.

st peter said to the first one, "what was the name of the first woman?"

"eve," the nun said.

"right! go on in!" said st. peter.

the second nun came up and he said, "where did eve live?"

the second nun said "the garden of eden."

"right! go on in!" said st. peter.

the third nun, who was the mother superior, came up. st peter said "your question is going to be a little bit more tricky since you are mother superior. what did eve say when she saw adam for the first time?"

the mother superior thought a minute. "ooh. that's a hard one...." she said.

"right! go on in!!!"